attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things
did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?
counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine
but the real question is what the fuck do 3$ egg chapsticks have to do with starving kids..
if you’re a boy and you cry it is not dumb and you are not a pussy you’re a fucking human being
its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina